Little son : Mom…do you know who is gorilla?
Me : Ya….the big big, black black hairy ape?
Little son : No……gorilla in the Bible
Me : Huh? Got gorilla in the Bible?
Little son : My school Bible got…..
Me : Where is the gorilla in the Bible?
Little son : David throw one stone, he fell down.
*laughs till fall of chair*
Me : Oh!!!! You mean Goliath?
Sigh…it is so much fun having a kid around.