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When I am a blog, I am not your friend

When I am a blog, I am not your friend, comrade, chee-mui, bunch of housewives, reliable dear thelma.

When I am blog, I am not your sister, mother, auntie or long distant cousin’s auntie yadda yadda yadda.

When I am a blog, I am not your church-y fren-si, holey-moley person, self-righteous, unblemished, sugar dripping out of my mouth person.

When I am blog, I am not the regular law abiding citizen.

When I am a blog, I am not someone you can trust.

Get that in your mind.

Repeat the above a million times.

Drill yourself that if every blogger writes to please their mother, fader, sister, blader, church pastor, Buddhist monk, Hindu priest, Prime Minister, opposition leaders….then……

there will be no farking blogs worth reading at all!

Get that?

So, take a pencil and draw a bold, bright line that a blog is not a person. It is just a freaking blog for reading pleasure. Just like you can chuck a magazine you hate into the dustbin, you can just do yourself the favour of clicking the red box with white x.

BTW, ALi Rustam also starts a blog. Khir Toyo also starts a blog. Not long, we shall hari-hari see sandiwara of blog wars between the politicians. Woohoo! I see bright future in popcorn and coke business. Errmmm..wait a minute, they don’t have the concept of what I mentioned up there. So, it is just some boring press release articles that will make you doze off.




10 Responses to “When I am a blog, I am not your friend”

  1. Oh that is one blog war I am going to get involved… I am going to enjoy flaming these BN bloggers.

  2. 😯

  3. Irene – :mrgreen: True, mah? If I think of the long list of people that I must please, I might as well take a gun and put a bullet through the skull. 😛

    shadowfox – Yalor, it seems freaky that KT get 1,000 comments. I wonder if those are being paid? Dua kupang satu komen. 😆

  4. Haha. :mrgreen: Very true. Blogs are supposed to represent freedom. If you write blog in order to please everybody, then wouldn’t that equals to not having a blog at all? After all, can you get sued for the things you write in your diary?? I thought blogs are similar to diaries? Except that it’s an open book sorta diaries whereby the public can read them. Anyway, haven’t been reading your blog in ages. It has changed. A lot. 😀

  5. Hear! Hear! ***claps hands and cheered*** 😀

  6. PERANG!!

    attack!!!

  7. Now, BN politicians also sinking low into the realms of gobloks. Sigh….these are the politicians whom the majority voted. Makes one wonder if those who voted them in voted correctly or not. Rather than becoming more intelligent, they join the gobloks. 😎

  8. Correct. Though a Married Man always look at both sides…of something;)

  9. I wonder why they want to join the go-blogs… If Zam starts to blog that will be the day…

  10. It was not long ago the government was condemning bloggers with names and unfounded statements. 😆