Someone told me why he reads my blog.
Because he doesn’t know what crap I am dishing out for the day. Hmmm…..the air of mystery… He wants to know what I have been up to. Yeah…right….as if I have an exciting celebrity lifestyle. I live in the same house, see the same four walls, drive the same Viva, go the same road every day. But my imaginary lifestyle takes over and hence, I have plenty to rant and whine and complain and bitch and diss and blab.
However, I think people also love the excitement of ‘Let’s see who get tiu-ed by the 5xmom today’.
Correct or not?
Don’t you admit that sometimes, you just like to read my blog to see which person get dissed? You see my blog as the devil with horns which doesn’t think twice before butting someone. The evilness make you feel normal?
Or you want to see who came by and started writing all those rude remarks? And you want to know what I am going to do them? Usually, I just press the spam button lor. Then, I won’t ever get to see those comments forever.
But when I think my readers enjoy a bit of ’someone today kena marah by the 5xmom’ moment, then, I cincai pass through a couple of comments lor.
Oh ya…then, there is the ‘let’s guess who 5xmom is giving the shadow kungfu today’ excitement. Doh…so many of you probably know that some of my posts are actually not the true picture but it is just a perli perli post. It won’t strike you as anything but those who makan cibai, I mean cabai, rasa pedas type.
So, the sad thing is some readers are so clueless and they go out of topic and commented out of context. These sort of comments are like shit stuck to your butt and yet, you ran out of toilet paper. It is annoying, you need immediate solution and you know it stinks.
Now, I have given so many excuses for you why people still read my blog eventhough it is filled with so much nonsensical craps. Say thank you, please.
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2:20 am on June 5th, 2009 1
interesting what… NO???
2:21 am on June 5th, 2009 2
you should also write why people add you at fb..
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7:19 am on June 5th, 2009 3
To be frank with you, it is really enjoying reading your blog. Some of it very inspirational, some of it relate to our daily life and some of it really pedas. Don’t you think you have touch the people heart.
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7:58 am on June 5th, 2009 4
Well there is only 1 and only 5X Obnoxious Mum in cyberspace!
9:00 am on June 5th, 2009 5
i read because i get updates on penang and not news on penang. =)
i don’t comment because google reader don’t have shortcut button for it =(
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9:22 am on June 5th, 2009 6
I just love to read blogs from Penang. Especially yours.
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9:45 am on June 5th, 2009 7
I like to read your style of writing! Ever since I first step my foot here.
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9:59 am on June 5th, 2009 8
Terima kasih for your hard work… Love your blog because it is unique-la.
You give interesting views and a great writing style which is so direct and true.
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10:27 am on June 5th, 2009 9
Love your sarcasm mah, you “cucuk” so well that sometimes those you “cucuk” don’t even realize one, that is the funny part. Not to mention I get to learn all the “colorful” metaphors that no other blogs teaches one!
12:52 pm on June 5th, 2009 10
I read your blog to find out what you are up to.
This is the main reason I read blogs — to find out what other ppl are up to.
1:55 pm on June 5th, 2009 11
i visit here bcs i like to know more about Penang, also bcs i like the way you write and say things in Penang-lang-style. Also bcs you love food, and i enjoy looking at the pictures of penang and food
2:56 pm on June 5th, 2009 12
i just knew your blog today,and its very funny when u write ur family..i enjoy them very much.. u r a lovely mother.. n i pay alot of respect to you. (although i dun really know u)..i love ur blog…is very interesting…
4:21 pm on June 5th, 2009 13
Because I got nothing better to do…. very bored and have to sit infront of the computer till 5PM. Sigh.. it is a hard life working.. err.. no.. pretending to work!
Of course I finish all my work in a jiffy and have all the time in the world to surf and all…..
6:17 pm on June 5th, 2009 14
PPS pagerank down. Punished for selling text links. HAHAHAHAHA!
6:17 am on June 6th, 2009 15
I read to proof-read. . .
6:29 am on June 6th, 2009 16
#2 – I know all those ‘How to have a smarter baby’ books work. But now, I wonder if I have given you too much circles, dots, squares to stare at when you were a baby….*sigh*
2:19 pm on June 6th, 2009 17
I read your blog because it’s more realistic versus those blogs written by those 20 something kids (those celeb bloggers if you get who i mean) besides your commentors are matured and provide good feedbacks unlike the others
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